Timewarp : Thanks to this newspaper it’s still possible to win a Gamecube in 2012. (Pris avec instagram)
There it is. Thx postguy. (Pris avec instagram)
So much British Power in this one.
Interesting…
Client: I want you to bill me for $50k, but I’ll only pay you the $1000 you quoted me.
Me: Why would I do that?!
Client: Then I can write it off on my taxes as a business expense.
Me: That’s fraud.
Client: No, no, then you can say that I paid you $50k, and nobody is the wiser.
Me: Except then, I’d end up paying a lot of bogus tax on income I didn’t receive.
Client: What if I threw in an extra $50, under the table? You can buy one of those new “i-droids” you kids like.
A client requested I change the colours and photos on a document, along with adding additional images and fresh copy.
Me: Okay, that won’t take me very long. But as we’ve discussed before, the minimum design fee is X.
Client: Why are you charging me a design fee? I’m only having you make…
In late 2010, a panel of judges that included John Carpenter, Wes Craven, John Landis, George Romero, Guillermo del Toro and Eli Roth put The Texas Chain Saw Massacre (1974) at the top of Total Film’s list of the “Greatest Horror Movies Ever Made.” But five years before …
Client: I know you said 10 days, but I need it ready for print by the end of the week.
Me: I might be able to squeeze it in if I work late a few nights, but I can’t promise anything. It’s a big job.
Client: Thanks, that’s very professional of you.
Me: No problem.
Client: And because you’re so professional, I expect a 50% discount since it will only take you half the time.
Client: I think you need a business lesson. You have no idea how to establish prices. You already have a studio so you don’t need to add in this studio rate. It only takes a few seconds to snap a picture so you can do that on the same day you set up the lights and stuff, making your day rate and…
Wut you lukin’ at ? on Flickr.
Via Flickr :
I loved the body of this guy, beautiful and impressive.
When I got back home I saw his look, and it made this pic one of my favorite I ever took.
Me: You should really think about a new monitor.
Client: I would, but I don’t want to lose my icons.
A SHEEP HAS APPEARED IN THE BASEMENT on Flickr.
Just a little fun I had with photoshop today, because I love this game and McMillen’s games in general.
I also love my sheep, one of the only thing I can draw funnily with fat flies.
Although I’ve not been practicing on my drawing tab for a while, so it looks worse than on my paper :D (except for my colors, I’m getting so proud of myself for this little thing, buahaha. You don’t have the right to laugh).
If you like this, or not, don’t hesitate one second to visit these links :
edmundmcmillen.blogspot.com/
supermeatboy.com/
www.etsy.com/shop/EdmundM
Danielle McMillen also makes great plushes there :
www.etsy.com/shop/theoryofcute
Me: Can you send me that on DVD?
Client: Well, it is 4.15 GB file so I’ll have to use two of them.
Me: DVD should hold 4.7 GB - I think one’ll be enough.
Client: Are you listening to me? It is 4.15 GB. 15 is more than 7. Idiot…
